Eyephones darling, Eyephones. Oh and Martins Duckface….
These fucking nerds
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
Mother nature is punk af.
Bury me in this.
Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.
Hey guys, I have a big box of 1000 peacock feathers, it’s probably enough to do this.
And the truth of the matter is, in reality I would probably be the most incoherent, most nonthreatening fan were I to come face-to-face with Ben. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go atone for my sins and clean my flat. (I think they just upgraded my condo in hell to a full-blown mansion with this one.)
That was the BEST click and drag ever. I got hair, lips and bum, perfect!
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL
I’d like to throw a tes party with different sodas mixed with different juices and call them things like cyrodiilic brandy and black briar mead.
- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face