How the fuck do u even do this to a chair
are we chairs or are we dancers
its leg is broken and you make a joke like that. disgusting.
First thought: BOOM, FABULOUS.
First thought: When my teacher threw a broken chair out in the hallway.
you put your left foot in you put your left foot out
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
It looks like Gandalf’s staff!
Filed under: Rings appropriate to propose with instead of diamonds.
I adore it
i’d rather have this then a huge diamond
is it possible to reblog a thing too much? it would be this for me in that case
i hate rings but omg so cute
There are so many things I’d rather have than a huge diamond. This is one of them. I don’t understand why people spend so damn much on big fancy rings. I have friends that expect their significant other to spend at least 2k on a ring. I’d be like: lolz it’s beautiful and thank you but can we exchange it for plane tickets? I’d rather make memories with you than feel the need to get insurance for my hand.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
i love this so much